Forgiveness

Republican Jesus got measles
He didn’t know what He should do
He was fishin’ and loafin’ in Texas
When Epstein’s leaked guest lists came through

It needed a lot of forgiving
But that’s just what prosperity does
First Jesus blessed Donald, then Donald
Blessed no one who wasn’t his cuz

You gotta know which boots to suckle
You gotta learn which rings to kiss
It’s no longer about who you know, ya know
It’s about whether you would be missed

Notorious, El Salvadorious
Prisons await the backslidden
They’re checking your college newspaper
To identify freedoms you’ve bidden

You gotta know which boots to suckle
You gotta learn which rings to kiss
It’s no longer about who you know, ya know
It’s about whether you would be missed

You know Hillary’s emails still haunt us
Even following Hegseth’s loud mess-up
It’s Dems who are traitors; we know how to rate her
Cheer the marshals who lock her ass up

You gotta know which boots to suckle
You gotta learn which rings to kiss
It’s no longer about who you know, ya know
It’s about whether you would be missed

There’s no law but the man at the top now
He’s like Santa Claus, God and John Wayne
Donald’s watching you now, with his beetling brow
And you don’t want him bringing you pain

You gotta know which boots to suckle
You gotta learn which rings to kiss
It’s no longer about who you know, ya know
It’s about whether you would be missed

So remember it comes down to power
And not about what people do
He’ll do just what he wants, and with juvenile taunts
Suck away all the power from you

You gotta know which boots to suckle
You gotta learn which rings to kiss
It’s no longer about who you know, ya know
It’s about whether you would be missed

Constitutional rule was our dream, once
Equality under the law
But when Daddy came home to smack Congress
We forgot to lock the damn door

You gotta know which boots to suckle
You gotta learn which rings to kiss
It’s no longer about who you know, ya know
It’s about whether you would be missed

I hear Gitmo is nice in the summer
Though the vaccinations come dear
When you sob in your cell ‘cause you can’t afford Hell
Just remember, son: Jesus is near

You gotta know which boots to suckle
You gotta learn which rings to kiss
It’s no longer about who you know, ya know
It’s about whether you would be missed