My favorite spam so far

I know, I know… it’s just spam.  And ESL spam, at that.  But someone, in some sweatshop in East Nigeria or Guangdong or maybe a basement in Bangladesh is doing his or her very best work, and this one (I blush to say) warmed my ossified heart just a little.  Couldn’t let it slip through into the comments — pretty soon, you know, everyone will be slipping it in and they never respect you afterward — but I thought I’d repeat it here.

I love SPAM!

I simply want to say I’m all new to blogging and site-building and certainly savored you’re web page. Very likely I’m likely to bookmark your site . You amazingly come with really good articles. Bless you for sharing your webpage.

What can a body say?  Bless you, dear one, and, um… thank you for savoring.  Surely such inspiration will cause me to continue to amazingly come with my really good articles.

My favorites are “the,” “der” and “les.”