A terse reminder

Dear fellow American,

I’d like to pass along this brief reminder, for purposes of clarification.

Despite what others may say, you’re not part of the problem if you:

• believe your President heralds the coming of the Antichrist
• call your military servicemembers “sadists” and “mass murderers”
• insist on social control of vaginas, but are afraid to say that word
• sew Canadian flags onto your luggage when you travel
• demand that your government keep its hands off your Social Security
• believe that every cop is your enemy
• look down on single mothers
• invent novel reasons to call someone a “Nazi”
• conflate secession with patriotism
  
• declare war on recreational drug use
• ever ate a freedom fry
• declare war on recreational gun use
• imagine that other religions are weirder than yours
• divide the country into “agrees with me” and “stupid”
• call others’ belief systems “mental illness”
• want to raise everyone’s kids but your own
• stopped voting years ago

Nope. You’re not part of the problem. You ARE the problem.

Love,

your neighbor

(as thyself)